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Don't get too excited, but today is the deadpan comedian's 61st birthday. Does it actually do something that I just can’t physically see? - Bought a house recently and there is a lightswitch that seems useless.
Create. Caption a Meme or Image Make a GIF Make a Chart Make a Demotivational Flip Through Images. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. To celebrate, here are 20 of his funniest jokes.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Don't get too excited, but today is the deadpan comedian's 61st birthday.

He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. “In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Now I can only FAX collect.-- NOT a Steven Wright joke (a look-alike from Andrew Arensburger) Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, 'Cut it out. Traveling at the speed of light is contradictory to Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity. '” ― Steven Wright Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke: "In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Doing a little work around the house. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. ... or I'm marking down everything in the store."

-- NOT a Steven Wright joke (a look-alike from Steve Connelly) I bought a portable cable TV.-- NOT a Steven Wright joke (a look-alike from Steve Connelly) I spent all my money on a FAX machine. She said, "Cut it out." Steven Wright Movie Quotes: Steven Wright (Dr. Emil Reingold): Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. I'm like that all the time. He describes it as “the place where coherence begins and words stand a chance of becoming more than mere words. '” ― Steven Wright I forgot and left the porch light on all day. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. ... Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question.
Maybe Wright did invent one-liners, thousands of years ago. Steven Wright didn’t invent one-liners—or wait, did he? In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Some good Steven Wright-isms.